Green War

With everyone being more considerate of the environment and the term "green" showing up everywhere these days, I figured it wouldn't be long before some folks began to think about how to make the war on terror more "green friendly", so I thought that I would weigh in on the subject first. Here is my plan. 

Everyone knows wars are awful and that the killing of innocent civilians is a tragic consequence, but that's because heretofore wars have been fought with weapons. On the other hand, we here in the US have a burgeoning problem with garbage, its pilling up in the cities and fouling the countryside, thus, I believe we need to fight the war with garbage. This way we kill 2 birds with one stone, er, so to speak ( sorry Peta people ). 

Since we are flying over terrorist infested lands anyway, we fill up the planes with trash and dump it out along the way. This is less likely to kill people, but at the same time I believe it would have a tremendously demoralizing effect upon the enemy, especially if the trash was full of shoes and dead pig products which we know are historic anathema of the radical Islamic practitioner.  

It wouldn't be too long before the streets of Terrorland were full of old newspapers, rotting banana peels, and discarded electronic equipment. Some might argue that this is just moving the trash problem from one place to another, but I say, have you seen these places? If there exists a better place to create a landfill, I have yet to find it. We can also do them the favor, since they believe we are simply after their oil, by sending the oil we are all done with back to them. Let them figure out a way to recycle it. 

I believe my plan could end this war on terror in a matter of weeks, maybe less, then we could finally focus on the real important matters, like what Brittany Spears is up to these days. I am afraid she has had to take a back seat to all this war hoopla.